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thehandshake: THE 2010 ONLYMPICS. Because it might be the last...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:54:48 -0500

THE 2010 ONLYMPICS. Because it might be the last thing we ever do.

Time: Friday, Feb. 12, 2010. We’ll begin annoying you sometime around 5:30pm
Where: The Official 2010 Onlympics Media Gondola Overlooking Beautiful Downtown Vancouver
How: By watching the interactive experience we’re building. A link will be posted HERE as soon as we get it done.
Why: Because we’re going to need a few drinks to make it through the next couple of weeks.

Show your spirit, Vancouver! A classic from Only magazine.

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:37:51 -0500

Show your spirit, Vancouver! A classic from Only magazine.

Montreal considers banning insults to police

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:27:21 -0500

Montreal considers banning insults to police:

And we thought our pigs were facists.

The NFB’s archives are available online. It’s Friday...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:16:46 -0500

The NFB’s archives are available online. It’s Friday anyway so you can forget about productivity and enjoy the classics.

: Fisting, an important component to any happy Presidential...

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:27:45 -0500

Fisting, an important component to any happy Presidential couple.

Condo-mania returns as buyers seek bargains in Metro Vancouver

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:03:35 -0500

Condo-mania returns as buyers seek bargains in Metro Vancouver :

People are seriously retarded.

What is your boyfriend thinking?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:50:05 -0500

What is your boyfriend thinking?

Finally! The internet and comedy together. (via videogum/PBS)

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:40:20 -0500

Finally! The internet and comedy together.

(via videogum/PBS)

Somebody let your dad play with the camcorder again!

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:38:31 -0500

Somebody let your dad play with the camcorder again!

Fun with math. Former Vancouver mayor Philip Owen says that the current city council is...

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:05:33 -0500

Fun with math. Former Vancouver mayor Philip Owen says that the current city council is misrepresenting the Olympic Village “as a loss for the city” because Vancouver is now funding the $875m project rather than the sainted private sector.

“That might be true if the land and the 850 units, when finished, are worth nothing,” Owen said. “The spin is just absolutely ridiculous. We need to have some reality from city hall.”

“At the end, we’re going to have 800-odd condominium units on 17 acres of land on a beautiful waterfront area of Vancouver. That’s gotta be worth something,” [CBC]

Let’s see now. $875 million divided by 875 units = $1,029,411 selling price per unit. Even in Vancouver, that’s a little pricey. At the more common (but still ridiculous) selling price of $600,000, it would result in a $365 million shortfall. And don’t forget, the former council dumped most of the affordable housing requirements. This is just a straight subsidy for well-off people.

As mentioned, Criminal Minds did an episode around a “sexual...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:25:22 -0500

As mentioned, Criminal Minds did an episode around a “sexual sadist” luring women away from clubs using “seduction skills” (UGH) that he learned at a seminar hosted by a toolburger named Viper. It was a thinly-veiled parody of The Game and its writer, garbage space tranny, Mystery.

Magic tricks to manipulate women into having sex with you? No.

Subtle put-downs to reinforce your alpha-status to your “prey?” Oh Okay.

Eye-liner? Good work.

It’s impossible to convey all of my anger and repulsion at The Game and its followers, as evidenced by the kind of troll-barfs that appear on the Pick-up Artist, desperate to hook-up with female humans.

I think we should just go ahead and put these guys in the Sex Offender Registry to save time.

You CANNOT manipulate women into having sex with you, they either will or they won’t the second they meet you. The only swaying factor involved will be alcohol, not a magic trick and definitely not an extra coat of Wet n’ Wild liquid liner.

So pay attention garbage clowns, your sad attempts to exert dominance in a world that treats you like shit because, let’s face it, you’re at the bottom of the life-pyramid is grossly transparent. You want to have sloppy hate-sex with hordes of low self-esteemers using old Rodney Dangerfield material? Go ahead, but this snake-oil isn’t going to teach you to be a successful, decent human being and we’re all still laughing at you.

You can continue paying for this guy’s illegal advice or you can take this from me for free: Kill yourself.

CMJ's Hottest Bands: 10 Buzz-Worthy Breakouts : Rolling Stone - BISON B.C.

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:22:09 -0500

CMJ's Hottest Bands: 10 Buzz-Worthy Breakouts : Rolling Stone - BISON B.C.:

cameronr:

Boosh!

Also, photoset of Bison at CMJ on Brooklyn Vegan.